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Captain O

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I actually tried the Purina Dog Food diet.
« on: April 20, 2017, 05:56:04 PM »
That's the one where you eat a healthy breakfast, lunch, and dinner, but you carry a handful of Purina Dog Chow kibbles in a plastic bag in your jacket pocket. (You eat a kibble or two when you're hungry on between meals).

Everything went well for the first three weeks until I was nearly hit by a School Bus while I was pissing on a fire hydrant!  :o
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Re: I actually tried the Purina Dog Food diet.
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2017, 06:33:45 PM »
Well, at least it's Diet. Weight conscious.

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Re: I actually tried the Purina Dog Food diet.
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2017, 07:03:13 PM »
That went in a different direction than I thought it would.  Figured you would of been run over when setting in the road licking your backside when the car hit you. 8)
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Re: I actually tried the Purina Dog Food diet.
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2017, 05:52:18 PM »
One neighbor threatened to shoot me for baying at the moon at 3:30 a.m.  :o
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Re: I actually tried the Purina Dog Food diet.
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2017, 04:28:37 AM »
The ladies didn't like me sniffing their hinnies.  ;D
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Re: I actually tried the Purina Dog Food diet.
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2017, 08:49:24 AM »
Take a dump in my yard and I'll pellet your scruffy ass.