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Captain O

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At the same American Legion hall...
« on: February 13, 2017, 10:44:07 PM »
A big, fat, ugly woman grabbed me from behind and said, "You're cute, could I have your phone number?" I asked her, "Do you have a pen?" she replied, "Yes" and began fishing in her purse. I told her, "You'd better get back in it before the farmer misses you".

It took me ten minutes to recover from that groin kick, but what the hell.  :'(
« Last Edit: April 02, 2017, 12:07:12 AM by Captain O »
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